So I'm up at six in the morning
Crack of dawn, yawning
Scratching my rear end
Open mouth spawning
Flies, oh my,
I take it to the bathroom
Teeth brushed, face washed
Got ta get my ass groomed
X feeling sparkly
All this action gets the crusty stuff off of me
Outside, I two step
Fast walk is stupid
Late for my office
Boss is screaming that I'm useless
Well man,

FUCK IT!!

Duck into my cubicle
Hard drive unit full
Porn building up
I'm torn to give it up
But I got to
Half my stash out too
Discovering
A song I long ago
Coveted
I'm buggin man
USB drive I'm plugging in
Copying
Itunes, it's soon occuping
My bad, occupy,
100 copies I,
Send to the printer
I'm thinking about dinner

hook

Chick from the first floor came to me to chit-chat
Sit back
Lemme tell you all about my weekend
I had the most erotic dream sleeping
Me and you, a cabin, some booze and some cheeba
Bent over pine wood table
fully capable
Hot, heavy, went all out
Like it was pay per view
It didn't stop
All night
You were insatiable
And later you
Covered me up with whipped cream
Damn!!
What a dream
But you gotta get going now
Bossman beckons,
Erection steady going down
Lost my connection
To the net
The cursor spins around
Bossman getting quite upset
Wanna bet
He comes in
With an attitude screaming
Shirt collar tight, I can see his ears steaming
Curses spewed out, not a single word redeeming
Dreaming
I wish I hit it big

hook

Client walks in it's about 530
Dirty, stinky, hands and arms inky
Toner over evrything , computer screen blinky
Please do this job
I need it right away man
Hey fam,
I got my couch I haven't seen all day man
It's waiting for my butt
But your job is in my way and
I'm bout to take your fuken job and shove it all the way in!
So you can go to hell and I'll be on my way then


XoC, what the hell's your problem
This man has a dilemma, you're here to solve them
So quit your lame ass complaining
And fuck all your ills too
Don't you forget that i pay for all your bills dude

Chill dude
I'm bout to go home
I left my stove on
I think I left the water running
So forth and so on
This job is hella harder cousin
Don't think I'll go on
So fuck the client
With his punk ass
Bout to get stole on