So I invited her
Hiding her
Trying to
Sneak her in
Make the least amount of noise possible
quiet like the morgue section of the hospital
Tiptop tiptoe
Dad's rustling
Must of had a bad dream or something
She's jumping
Be calm girl
My room's right here
Get in there
We gonna have a good time here
Got liquor
A litle thing I rolled right there
Move quicker
Please sit ya
Round behind
Hazel eyes
Sweet old thighs
Gotta body that a man might fear
Not me tho
I keep hoes
Painted toes
And I'm known
as the muthafuken man round here

Enough of my dumb bragging
It's time for show the girl i back it up with nuff action
I'm bout show the lady how I move my love passions
Cept my liitle man not showing no reaction
I'm flaccid
DAMN!


Hook


Now I'm frantic
Man WTF, thoughts in a panic
The more brain racing, the less little man standing
Outstanding
I told this girl be ready for a beating
My liitle man softer then a cloth and its defeating
Really?
That's how you gonna treat me?
Me who always wore a velvet glove as I beat thee?
She's freaky
And you who's always down to freaky deeky?
Prevents me being sneaky?
Poking on this honey, before her hubby,
On a business trip in Rome
Decides he should come home
I needed to get this one off
and now she's hardly moaned
I hate you
The next time I jerk you
I'll use razors
Or tase you
Man who am I kidding
I can't do that to you
I still hate you
And this girl is running late too
And she's leaving
Disgusted
Dreams of slaying it
Slashed, dashed and busted
So fuck it
My dad's is waking up
so now its really fucked
That girl never gonna gimme another chance
No romance
Just me and your limp ass in my pants
Dammit, fuck my life

Hook

From the chick point of view, I'm impotent
Can't tell if he's ever gonna get it up, loser, idiot
A guy can't satisfy a woman, get rid of it
A million thoughts floating in her head, let's listen in

Dumb fuck dragged me over here with his promises
Bout to tell all my closet friends
About a thousand of them
Twtters' gonna help me spread the word
They'll acknowledge it
Pass it all around, retweet
He's got a problem dick

Damnnn
Mannn
I need to form a plan
I can't have this shit spreading
You understand
A man's got his hands full
Don't want a Scandal
He's got enough issues in his life he needs to handle
Stage fright is the term
Hopefully not perm
Can't have my snake, shriveling to a worm
Can't have the stiff pipe, turning into a thread
In this hyper-sexualized world
I might as well be dead instead