So the night starts off with me laying in the bedroom
Drunk a half bottle of the Jack and now my head swoons
I'm finally gonna get some when she gets up out the restroom
But then she comes in
and declares she has a headache
A headache?
Yeah a headache
Damn, not again sweetie
I've been feening since you wore that string bikini
You said you would tonite
And I wish you would appease me
It's easy
I'll do work
You bring the cavities
damn
Now what'd I say to get you mad at me
This night was meant for fun, now it's turned into a tragedy
And casually
You've come out to be the winner
And I get labeled as a certified sinner
I figure
I'm assed out,
What's for dinner?
And in reply, I receive the cold shoulder
It's over
This shit happens when you're older
Ten years married and I probably shoulda told ya
It's common
Married women tend to do it often
To soften
A man
Til he wonders why he's locked in
And rocking a ring that inhibits his philandering
Meandering eyes lock focus on the mandarin
Cutie with a booty
Feels the loins steady hungering
He's wondering
Should he start to searching for a younger thing


I get no nookie from the missus
No hugs, no loving, no more kisses
Don't know what the hell she thinking
I'm fin to have me an affair

So years go by
And the situation tests me
Young intern at the office looking sexy
Low cut blouse
And stilettos looking crazy
Long ass legs
And booty that amazes me
Dazed me
Now she got me thinking that maybe
My peen might see
that place she makes babies
Been trapped
Long time
Man needs his comfort
Dumb jerk
Puts it on the intern
Til her bum hurts
Every position known to man has been accomplished
Accomplice,
Facilitates liaisons up in Yonkers
It bonkers
The type of shit a man will do kisses
So far, i've kept the secret from the missus
Facing
Dire consequences if she catch me
Actually
How would she know
She never touches me
Can't let it out, cause you know how repercussions be
Also,
sorta like the way the girly clutches me

I get no nookie from the missus
No hugs, no loving, no more kisses
Don't know what the hell she thinking
I'm fin to have me an affair


An army of men in this nation facing problems
Find a little something on the side is how to solve them
No more unity, screw my family
Dads out burying his peen
this is insanity
And actually
This here happens on the regular
a web site showing how to hide it on your cellular
A condoms bought to inhibit the molecular
Transfer of matter that will ruin both your merriment

It's scary when
Jumpoff showing you her pee test
Detest
Driving to the clinic
Makes you depressed
Retest,
and it's positive
You try to repress
The rage and the sadness
And the underlying
Regrets
How are you gonna tell the wife, you asshole
Knowing she's gonna pull a knife to slash your
Face, hand, maybe little man, move fast or
Lose a little part, cause you couldn't keep your parts in