Hey there dude, so you're new to the message board, you swore your track was dope from the minute you pressed record, you posted up a wack track filled it with negatives, the opposite of dope, it knocked us out like a sedative, we barely tolerate it, matter fact we just hated it, the shit was mad corny, so at zero we rated it, you flip out, pissed off, threatening violence, posting back in all caps, stop, you look childish, and cut out all the wild shit, dude, just be silent, the nonsense that you spewing, tends to be your undoing, and now the board is gathering, look he's unravelling, let's poke him with a stick, since he acts like a dick, you think he'd fuken listen, since he won't, we'll just diss him, we tried to give advice, and all it did was unhitch him, he's threatening to leave, wtf, we won't miss him, just make a silly meme, and lol at his bitching

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Aww shit, this dude done dissed a veteran, this shit gonna hit the fan, half the board gonna be involved, he's gonna need him some excederin, and plus his song was wack, oh lord is this gonna be spectacle, got my popcorn.gif ready, they about to kick in those testicles, pay attention, all the rest of you, we don't diss our hallowed leaders, we respect and revere, or face the wrath of the bottom feeders, aww geez, not this shit again, on this board, a prominent feature, some dumbass stumbles in and he awakens that dominant creature, you dare come at that man, on this board we freakin worship him, pulling arguments out your ass, your situation is worsening, the whole time you try parrying, but you're attacked at every angle, mangled, tossed in a lion's den, derided in this environment, regretting you even attempted it, ass crack chapped, raw dogged without the courtesy or the sentiment, to see if you needed some lubricant, you knew it then, when you started it, that you came with this half-hearted shit, that you was only gonna end up on the receiving end of a big ass bowl of BUTTHURT!!!