So I'm drinkin in this bar, mad late-Little lady to left of me said hi, my name is Kate , Oh Kate, its great meeting you, gave her dap, Kicked the sour for an hour, now I holla for a cab, In the cab-Kate wrapped her fingers round my little man, Innocent shit went straight to the garbage can, Start attacking neck, breast, breath hot and bothered, fondled asscheeks, taximan pissed, caught em trying to sneak a fast peek, , FAST JEEVES!!!
finally got us to her crib, threw the taximan a quick tip, Hey Yo Listen dick, Let a fella get his pickle licked quick , Cockblockin fool, stop acting like a nit-wit, I wanna let her wrap them thick lips, round my dipstick, So take you hating ass , Go drive it off a cliff quick
Dipshit
Slammed his door
Stumbled to the girls crib
Opened up the door
Something almost made me hurl kid

Damn..., ever been caught out there with a dirty chick?
Looking like dime, though her crib is fuken dirty kid!!!

ever been caught out there with a dirty chick?
Looking like dime, though her crib is fuken dirty kid!!!

Wow, sat on a chair while chick went in the kitchen, fixin up the X a little sandwich
Damn bitch, why the house so musty
And the fan which is situated just 3 feet above me
Blowing chunks of old dust since the days of Dougie
Fresh, he did the beatbox lovely!
Lucky, I came from dirt
But dirt here is nasty
WTF is up with with tumbleweed
It floated past me
While I was thinkin'
Girl came from the kitchen carrying a box of something AND she brought a Heineken
Hi again X, I apologize
I have no more bread, but instead have some dollar fries
Dry, but I got em from the corner at Mcdonalds guy
Just yesterday, best to say, I end up traumatized
Crunch!!!--just bit em
Didn't notice what was in em
Soon I'm seeing mad roaches at the bottom... spit em

Hook

So--to the bedroom we retire, sorta tired, but I'm here and I made it thru the obstacles
Damn -ima sucka, dumb-ass-mufucker know I probably should abandon, but the pussy got a lotta pull
Possible
That my train of thought is quite illogical
Comical, inebriated actions, and reactions that are strange when confronted with the anatomical,
Passable is her body, but her cleanliness is laughable
Damn fool, soon as I touch the bed, little fucken critters start to skitter, I can feel em and they bite hard
My gosh
mutated bugs must've mated with a flea and a chigger, so i figure that the night's off
Hey girl, please take your pets, keep your fries, fuck the sex --mannnn this shit here, even I gotta let pass
Get past, three piles of garbage as I jet ass, wet grass, slipping on some dog shit, dammmmnnn