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Yo, last week, you wouldn't believe the shit we went thru, started in that bar on the corner Continental, pounding back shots from the moment that we entered, then staggered off on inebriated ventures, outta there, a lotta stares, we stumble from the building, built-in radar guide the destination-feeling nice!! Then we puffin as we amble to the next joint, drunk as a fuck, you shoulda stopped us at a checkpoint, head spinning hard, never knowing what's the best choice, every time we tipsy, gotta try and bag the next girl, stupid ass cheesin til the moment that the x hurl, projectile vomit, just soakin up that girl dress, wtf is wrong with me, Shiiit!, I'm as pissy as mufucker drank ten shots prolly gonna be, as I nonchalantly, nuzzle with this nympho Nefertiti seeming cutie, I'm negotiating booty
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So last night, swore again, I wasn't going apeshit, one hour in, I was shitfaced wasted, face bent, turn me with a spatula, I'm pasted, flat on my back and uh, the fuken ceiling's racing, adjacent, dancing with this chick, looking irie, milk does his thing, while this honey gazing my way, hi, hey lady, she seems sorta sideways, she's slurring something serious, so wtf can I say, I must be twisted, soon I'm dancing with that hotness, beer goggles working, cause she's really just a hot mess, tripping on my feet, in my mind, I swear I got this, crash into the speaker, like a drunken fuken ostrich, I really don't care, what they're thinking, to be honest, tomorrow I'ma cry, cause my head is gon' be pounding, astounding, all I see is light, and I think I'm headed ground-ward, someone lose the floor? Cause I think I might of found it
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Yo Milk, please never let me fuken drink again man, please never tell me when you think you'll have events planned, l don't wanna hear about that party with the strippers, puking up guts as I lean over to tip her, I'm done with the drinking and I promise ima cash out, no more head inside the punch bowl, passed out, never am I hanging out in bars til the last round, and dammit if I'm waking up in alleys with my pants down
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