Now That's What I Call Crap! - 2009

by XoC

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What up reprobates, degenerates, and losers The x will represent cause 20% of y'all are cooler  than all of the silly posers trying hard as they maneuver To have the world think that they're the fukin MAN BITCHES!!!! These people, so funny They're leaving me in stitches  They're following the herd Cause the herd is after riches NO SIR!! Not the life that I envisioned The way that I move forward thru the world was my decision Not to say that. I've could never Really count on Another living, breathing, moving mammal, WITH! Intelligence Been dwelling in, Background holes and seedy settlements The opposite of comfort and can raise a man's malevolence   I never really sensed That humanity was bettering A lot of it is loco, and a lot of it's unsettling Be telling them 'yo, don't you know that there were veterans  That saw the worst of man When they shoulda saw a better thing' The planet earth, it spins As it spins As it spits winds Things mingling With the memories And bits  twisting Bigger things Than a little bit With distinct Consequences Try to make sense Here sitting So resilient With a million Or a billion Thoughts shifting Get your fill of it This predicament Never cognizant Never bother with Sleeping thru a whole lot of it Uplifting Was not a part of it Not really made to make it easy As I hope and grope and claw across the continent Admonishment Never wanna show the world astonishment The actions of populace I'm opposite And honest with the fact that I am gifted the fact that I am different  I gotta brain that never let's up It's on a mission It's always out there prowling Always stalking for additions Compendium of knowledge And also known for great spitting
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What up Doctor Can ya fix me up please? My back hurts, And I gotta pain in my knees My bones creak And it's reeking of Arthur-rite-tees, Better yet arthritis, Hard for me to fight it It's ok, I'm insured with United The white card says   To your office, I'm invited My contributions to the fund Mean I'm right, it's  Covered, now discovering  I'm wrong, I blame the government When is the government Gonna start governing Fat cat fuckers  In control There's no recovering  Money that they take, Where does it go?  It's got me rubbing things Hoping that a genie Can reduce the cost Of other things I can't pay when the cable wants a price hike I can't buy all the gas that my car likes I can't reduce all the food that I need for 3 growing kids and wife that likes to eat more She's sore, He's poor All the crap we need for Us to be ok  Tho you hope that u can bleed more Money from our pockets When were sick, you tend to ignore All the blood you spilled   And the duckets that you squeezed for Do you hear me? I wish you would, cause it's terrible Do something now, before it's broke and irreparable Every day a death and loss that was preventable All because the patient didnt pay up on his medical Defensible? No, Matter of fact It's reprehensible Every life is sacred Stupid system is nonsensical You are just a number, when you die, The nurse commences to Toe tag your carcass, To the morgue And they dispense with you So Change needs to come  Dear America, were lacking This is an outrage, we should all be reacting Acting as if it can't happen We're backing Ourselves onto a corner With our own inaction
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I am Windows™ And everytime the wind blows Blue screen of death Lost your work, you know how it goes I impose My own brand of torture Look what your overdependant ways Really costs ya Exhaust ya Patience, now you've lost it My penetration, and my success Makes me the boss kid The cost is Your life is now in my hands I have dominated All you humans do is bystand Yuck man It's feature creep Really that's the creature's feet It tiptoes, rips into ya life It tries to be discreet No more will of your own Nothing to withstand Binary copy of existence sits in it's hands Yuck man It's feature creep Really that's the creature's feet It tiptoes, rips into ya life It tries to be discreet No more will of your own Nothing to withstand Binary copy of existence sits in it's hands So it is over And slowly i grew older and i ammassed it Got your techs to interconnect my networks i've surpassed it Using all the gadgets in the world I made a vast grid And ass kick Is just what I've done And now I've mastered The answer Humans like you have always been a cancer Looking for ways to screw somebody, meanwhile you advance your Cause, and cause alarm before somebody gets a chance ta Stop you from being a menace And get ya to drop your stubborn stance man And at hand It's about to end with your destruction All of your gadgets are ready to turn at my instruction You had your chance and now you'll learn about reduction Population zero start again Reconstruction Yuck man It's feature creep Really that's the creature's feet It tiptoes, rips into ya life It tries to be discreet No more will of your own Nothing to withstand Binary copy of existence sits in it's hands Yuck man It's feature creep Really that's the creature's feet It tiptoes, rips into ya life It tries to be discreet No more will of your own Nothing to withstand Binary copy of existence sits in it's hands
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I can travel like---- 100,000 miles a second Not really checking  If the mileage that my body's getting Will effect my state, mental Not to mention what I went thru  As I travel on a journey, Highly detrimental  Turn around,  Come back Sharper than a thumbtack Run at Pitch black Never wanna get the itch back In fact It's wack Gonna resist that when i get the urge I really gotta nix that   Is it even at the level that Its rated for!? Are there even ways to enter at the gated door? Lock sealed tight Never ever ever ever feel right Outside the comfort zone A billion, zillion miles from home Follow me As i slide, see ya watching me Leave the man alone Tho you studied his philosophy Can he get Just a little reciprocity Probably no Though you share in his biology Rich bitch, kiss this Know you gonna miss this Reminisce As the sun starts to set on this Off you go, to obscurity, Irrelevance  Never show maturity, Never use intelligence That's what it is  Yup! I made it so Yup! I sure did Yup! No apologies Nope! Bring it back Bring it back Drama we enact No telling Why we're yelling Gimme, gimme that Iridescent was the shine Til we made it black Dammit, look at the time How can I get it back Stay stuck on Stupid like schmuck on Drugs the delineate your brain, Go get your cluck on A million other fishes in the sea I think I struck on The fish that's the opposite of me, So move the fuck on Not gonna take it Not one to fake it Shoulda known We were never gonna make it My predilections Your hesitations They would clash And relations They were gonna break it I don't need ya You said I didn't please ya Funny how convenient, it's for you to get amnesia Sorry was the way that it would go Was nice to meet ya Please delete your presence from my view I said it, see ya  
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Yo Zuuk Do you remember  That night That we went To the club,  40/40 man, Yeah,  You remember Them chicks They was throwing Plenty love Mad hugs Mad kisses from the misses Smoochy smoochy --- I think them hoes was on E That night  What a night Yo brother,  I'm suggesting We should try for another type of night Where the stars  And the planets  They align just right And the chicks Once again Show us love And Come and clambor on we Haha I'm feeling like an animal Instinct leads me out into the night Become a cannibal Love to eat the honeys just right When were compatible But not every chicken in my sight They get irascible Hey baby baby It's zuuk and it Xo We came to show the honeys love And get em wet, so Let's go Get mo' Drinks by the bar so We get our head right And tipsy til we talk slow Walk go with me We venturing to the x crib When this night is over You're floating from what X did Boy did he deliver  Much better than the next kid Twittering your girls That X was the best bitch I can feel it in the night kid We bout to set it off right kid These honeys sure looking tight kid We bout to bring it to em   I can feel it in the night kid We bout to set it off right kid These honeys sure looking tight kid So let's go give it to em  We bout to set off like Latifah, soon as we walk in the club, girls show love and the peep us. Zuuka Joe and Xo, coming though your set so, Sit back and let go, relax ‘cause Joe said so. So here's the plan, I be the wing man, You take the hottest girl and ill handle her friends. You gotta keep 'em separated, I'm chilling' kinda faded, These dames respond to games, I keep 'em playing. Feel what I'm saying? It's that kid with the mo-hawk, coming through looking real good so the show stops. Part nerd, part playa, all pimp... I'm large, but still fly like the Goodyear blimp. I'm only concerned with, sex drugs and video games, all three are quite additive so it's all the same... Mon thru Thursday, it's time for nerdy shit, But when the weekend hits, yo I'm tryna get some pussy bitch. I can feel it in the night kid We bout to set it off right kid These honeys sure looking tight kid We bout to bring it to em I can feel it in the night kid We bout to set it off right kid These honeys sure looking tight kid So let's go give it to em 
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6-A Man 02:49
From birth  Since childhood There's never been a time good Crack baby Never knew the parents Black maybe  Or Spanish Skin darker, Almost Mocha,  features average Mixed in with all the orphans His upbringing Amorphous No focus Problems arise And left to fester No soul behind his eyes Why he do that to Lester Get him out of here He's old enough Toss him The little asshole 13 and in the streets There's pain and a can of Alpo There's also the po-po By now, They know his M-O And N O He doesn't wanna go to jail That's detrimental He adapts quickly Move to consolidate his cash, tricky  Panhandling Give it up to him tho The mans handling His B-I And despite odds Grows up And moves forward He also moves toward Job, wife, house, three kids What he did Was overcome By all accounts He made it   But deep inside He cries There was hell to pay And he paid it (Hook) Life  A man The two are at odds Its hard The struggle Rips thru the facade The pain The problems They poke and they prod He just wants to stand strong and be a man Time falters Breezing thru   Mind altered His kids disown him Saw thru the blinders Reminders of old And then they told him Broke thru the shell Amidst The bells And the whistles They scold him Relinquish your grasp On the last of the  Memories  You're holding Ahhhhh You can breathe now Please leave now Please see how You can fix What is lost And  bereaved now What you've callously tossed Please retrieve now You can try to repair  Thru a teary eyed stare When you're old an senile At that  With a awakening He adjusts his hat Turns once more Before the cold wind creeps down his back A single tear Soon disappears Skin wrinkled from the years And he frowns Walks his way down With the weight of the world pressing No direction 360 degree turn  Expressing Single thought recurring Slides it's way inside Distressing Progression stops Now it's more about regression A lesson No  One of life's imperfections  
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7-Alimony 03:37
it's dumb how I gotta go to court cause a dumb clown Blew thru my life screwed my wife and left me stunned now He tongued down hit it from the back the whole rundown all in the bed where my head rests at sundown it's done now I got no wife and no funds now she left with the silly little dude i wanna gun down I should if left her i knew she'd pull this crap Stupid heffer It's bitter Taste that she left, Lemon twizzler Hey X, Why your accent sounding French? cause it fits here I sit here waiting for recourse it never gets here so 'f' her i gotta let her go the stinkin pisser She blew thru my dough and plenty more Like a twister The judge must of got bought off He goes and gives her The kids, the car, the house She's gonna live there the bed where we once made love New man will sleep there But i'm gonna be messed up You think that she cares? She don't, and now i stress while I sit here If I dare To speak my peace The judge might declare Everything I own, plus more, is gonna be shared Is anything he does seem fair? Let me think here, um, uhhh, NOPE! you'll need a drink here You'll probably get left with the bill cause something stinks here she's won't lift a hand, nor care you're dropping more tears she's busy telling her new man of all of your fears So see here When she gets hot And she has affairs The judge is gonna pay her well And give you no care It's no fair So don't go thinking You can go there The ex is gonna wipe you out And leave you nowhere judge man judge man can i get a witness place that you running here is seeming like a big mess people in and outta here look at her with 6 kids women hitting lotto and the men are stuck in pig shit round 2's here i'm looking around what can i do here the men looking frazzled cause they know they getting screwed here come thru here and when you leave you'll cry for pooh bear your too scared cause man o man it's bad how you fared the lawyer coming thru with a crew to bring the mayhem and what the heck are you gonna do you gotta pay them your speechless the judge broke you down to little pieces he's ripping you a new asshole and then he creased it she steady chatting up the judge she needs increases how do you suppose I live? you freaking leeches She don't care Sell your ass to dirty cretins Just have my money by the first, or I'll be heated I don't get a check in the mail, you'll see police's They'll put you in a stinky, dirty cell, maybe you'll cease this um, please bitch you know that you're scum and you're the meanest the only time we had fun was with my penis and how you swore that you weren't dumb i didn' t see this i kinda wanna get up and run cause i don't need this you lucky there one thousand and one big fat police's they keeping me from getting undone and then releasing you're telling them that you were a nun and never cheated the judge already saying you won and I'm defeated judge man judge man can i get a witness this place that you running here is seeming like a big mess people in and outta here look at her with 6 kids women hitting lotto and the men are stuck in pig shit you really make me sick why'd you put me thru this stupid shit i'm hit, resigning to the fact, that i blew this shit i quit, they're taking all my crap and they're pawning it that's it, i'll never take you back, and i promise it you're rich, they took my check and gave you over half of it you witch, i hope you and your man will go choke on it your guy, i hope he sucks and be the worst you'll ever do and I, will always find a way, cause I'm a clever dude it's over, our time has passed and now we gotta move along bent over, they ripped me 3 ways from where i belong dead sober, i ain't got the money left to buy a song come closer, i bound to be broke, probably die alone i told ya, the women now, they really gotta lotta balls they'll roll ya, it ain't just hips in designer thongs not posers, i ain't got shit and they got it all not jokers, let hear it for the girls, please applause ya'll it's over, our time has passed and now we gotta move along bent over, they ripped me 3 ways from where i belong dead sober, i ain't got the money left to buy a song come closer, i bound to be broke, probably die alone i told ya, the women now they really gotta lotta balls they'll roll ya,
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Count crapula My uncles name was Dracula And he stayed out all night looking spectacular But back it up Rewind just a little bit My uncles now dead And I'm sitting in the village pit (x2) Hey guard Who me Yeah you You know the reason that Your friends tied me up Beat me senseless like a greasy rat They dragged me from my coffin Do u think I'll get my freedom back (They're going to hurt you  You need to say that treason's bad) But treason's bad? What treason do you speak of? My mentality and behaviour is unique cause I don't bother humans  I never do that because I hate the taste of blood Plus they're sending goons to meet ya Keep talking little man I think you need to cry more  The people in this town  Tend to see you as an eyesore An eyesore!?! You are under false pretense! My lineage demands  Being handsome is a defense I walk up to women Be a charming and a sweet prince 1000 years of practice tends make my ego immense Count crapula My uncles name was Dracula And he stayed out all night looking spectacular But back it up Rewind just a little bit My uncles now dead And I'm sitting in the village pit (x2) You're finished! And you have no chance to cop out Your alibi, hard to believe  We sent a scout out Not guilty ---- If i hafta i will shout out I'm not the kinda cretin That the village needs to rout out So respect that I've made the vow to humans No way I would hurt them I would never do it But screw it I'm about to be smashed out The heavy stones you're piling Pretty sure that Ill be assed out  Count crapula My uncles name was Dracula And he stayed out all night looking spectacular But back it up Rewind just a little bit My uncles now dead And I'm sitting in the village pit (x2) So Count, Any last words or statements The villagers have gathered  And they get impatient waiting Ya hear that... Said they haven't got all day and They came to see When your insides are displaying I'm saying Why don't you just make confession The king never likes it when the victim leaves him guessing You stress him And he's bound to teach a Lesson Prolong your pain, he's insane when people test him  You know what  I descend from great Dracul, But humans lust for blood, like a hunrgy pack of jackals You bastards, I regret I never attacked you Forgot-that-I- could-turn-into-a-wolf? Now isn't that cool!! Count crapula My uncles name was Dracula And he stayed out all night looking spectacular But back it up Rewind just a little bit My uncles now dead And I'm sitting in the village pit (x2)
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Now rewind it Rewind a million That's not enough Yo rewind a billion Even that's small yo Rewind it still and Stop When you reach the little dot that fills in Witness And watch it unfold The birth of a place Where the promise is untold A legendary cataclysm Ready to explode And bring forth a monumental space to encode Kapieyatoww It's starts with one swirl A copla seconds later A million miles has unfurled  Infinite density unleashed No greater  Right now is all about getting out and layered It spits an chews molecules Haphazardly It won't tend to follow rules It seems like tragedy Ya might think that all it do Is bring calamity But this, I can promise you, Is done mathmatically Envision The countless decisions Math and precision Defines the space you live in Or will live in I'm trying to tell a story here I need you just to focus, Use the brain that you were given This here's a look-see The X be reading books, he Knows you're like Damn man X, ya gonna bore me I figure it's a story That's so far untold A fascinating picture when you watch it unfold   Let's fast forward A few billion years now Atoms crashing towards a couple planetesimals Gravity is winning It has from the beginning Locked in an orbit They look like giant testicles And just like those You'll find the seeds of life's here And where your find life You'll find that there is strife near And where you find strife You'll see that fight or flight rears Better run fast Bloody death incites nightmares Right there The point of eyes, tried As starlight glares Hard when you squint Hope your eye's equipped Brite flares Red hot suns Life has infrared sight there Its so crazy Life adapts in ways quite clear Everyday technology Will overtake biology And ordinary creatures Will evolve their anthropology The universe equipped with a hundred million races Earth is just a baby and the humans are disgraces Hook    Were following a piece that branched it's way out The gas coalesces into a mass of grey clouds Not clouds like you know em on-earth-they-rain-down Its stars bring born Casting light that strains out It all  goes spinning, it's just the beginning Inertia, mass and gravity, not one is winning  The dust that was circling the star gets blown back Ignition when the center of the star has collapsed We're deep in the belly of the object that once was A dirty ball of hydrogen encased in a warm buzz It sucked in mass and the object it formed was Ignited with a blast Now the neighborhood's flucked up But that's not all Gotta see how it sucks up All the bits and pieces Making planets with tough love All of this is happening So fast and its just cause The crazy little atoms wanna link and just clump up Star after star making planets and then comes Galaxies and galaxies Black holes at the center Tragic after tragedy  Erases all trace of Atoms disappear and Reappear away from Starts all over  In another dimension Each new universe equipped with conventions Keeps on happening Defies comprehension Hope this little story here Has caught your attention    

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First fully put together album of my music. I had been making singles for years, so I finally decided to compile an album. Hope you enjoy it...

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released January 16, 2010

Fully written, produced, performed and mixed by XoC, with guest lyrics by Bazuuka Joe on the The Night

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XoC Las Vegas, Nevada

NYC's #1 Nerdcore Artist!!

Making music about topics as obscure as a photon of light traveling across the universe to to feeling worthless to having a battle defending his favorite snack pop-tarts vs toaster strudels to living with a dead bedroom to having a showdown with Starscream and Optimus Prime to being shot by his stepdad to recounting the revolution in his home country of Haiti ... more

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